Senior Citizen Alphabet
A is for Advil
B is for Bufferin
Pills that we take
to avoid sufferin’.
C is a vitamin
along with A,B,D
and alphabet others
advertised on TV.
C’s also for calcium
so our bones won’t break.
Other pills help us to
sleep or stay awake.
Though E’s value is disputed,
most consumers will agree,
taken in proper quantity,
it could promote longevity.
We could go on to F and G
if such existed. We all know
H is for hemorrhoid ointments.
Glad they don’t yet show
how to use them on TV.
We’ll not list minerals,
for the sake of brevity.
Attention span dwindles
with age. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.